My parents have always told me that I should never reveal to others how much I truly know or don't know, unless absolutely necessary. In a game theory sense, its logical to never let anyone get the upper hand by revealing too much. Evidently, this can work out in the oddest of scenarios... So a co-worker was telling me about his Indian buddy who for whatever reason did not have a car for transportation.

When I was on Devon Avenue in Chicago, one of the stores had a sign near their cold drinks. "Pay First. After Drink." But this is better!

I should be watching the debate, you know "hard work", "flip flops" and all, but this is just hilarious so I had to post it. Ironic how I can almost relate to it. Two guys are having an instant messenger fight. (note: Quicktime movies opens, rated G, don't worry).

This woman in Atlanta apparently aready was a millionaire. Three times over! Too bad the local friendly Wal-Mart brought her back to reality. On Friday, Pike tried to use a couple of Wal-Mart cards to pay for $1,671.55 worth of items. But she only had a total of $2.32 on the cards, police said, so she handed the cashier a $1 million bill. Pike then asked for change for her $1 million bill, police said.

Now: Me: Michael, how old are you? Michael: I’m bore years old. One, Two, Three, Bore! Me: Michael, you’re “bore” years old? Michael: I’m not bore years old. I’m BORE years old! Later: Me: Michael, how old are you? Michael: I’m bibe years old. One, Two, …