Okay this is too funny to pass up. Now I normally don't go out of my way for organic foods, but I might be swayed. For yet another Star Wars parody visit Store Wars. And may the farm be with you.

Mark you calendars: the seasoned comedy pro will return to SNL on May 14! Don't get your hopes up, he's only hosting.

To anyone who did not know: Martin Luther King Jr. was NOT assinated. I repeat, he was NOT assinated. This is one of those times Google may be wrong (see one of the top links in that search).

Anyone who knows me well also knows I love seafood. I found a great deal of amusement in this story. It started 2 days ago. Apparently a 22-pound lobster was saved from being someone's dinner and it was to be sent to an aquarium instead. Initially the funny part was that it "boiled" down to a case of P.E.T.A. vs P.E.T.A.: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent Wholey a letter asking him to work with the group to release Bubba back in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Maine.

This is pretty funny. A Fear Factor viewer is suing NBC for watching contestants eat rats. Aitken's handwritten lawsuit contends the rat-eating made his blood pressure rise, resulting in being dizzy and lightheaded -- and vomiting. Because he was disoriented he ran into a doorway, "causing suffering, injury and great pain." Asked why he didn’t shut off his television before the rat-eating segment, Aitken said he couldn’t do it quick enough.